egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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opinionated-cheese:

youngblackandvegan:

Marinate the tofu

Saute the tofu

Grill the tofu

Pan fry the tofu

Deep fry the tofu

Crust the tofu

Bake the tofu

Roast the tofu

Sweeten the tofu

Spice up the tofu


Love the tofu

Amen.

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imgonnamakeachange:

when people be like “avocado/oatmeal/peanut butter is disgusting”

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automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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varsitea:

yeah squats are great but have you ever tried:
lunges
side lunges
reverse lunges
donkey kicks
hip raises
yoga
deadlifts

there are many ways to get the booty.
mix it up a bit.

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what even is going on out there

like…

what…

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oooooooookay…

that thunder sounded more like a helicopter…

and right as it ended my cell phone lost signal. (i have internet just no cell service)

ummmmmmm…?!

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